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Уважаеми клиенти,

От 07.05.2008 г. Първа Инвестиционна Банка АД въведе в експлоатация нов софтуер.

Когато захранвате сметките си при нас, лично (на място) в клон на ПИБ АД, чрез вноска на каса или вътрешнобанков превод, ние не можем да видим наредителя и основанието за захранването.

За да бъдат отразени своевременно Вашите преводи или вноски, временно се налага да ни уведомявате за тях по следните начини:

- изпращане на сканирано платежно нареждане или вносна бележка на адреси: xxxxxx@xxxxxx.com;

- изпращане на платежно нареждане или вносна бележка на факс с номер: 02 xxx xx xx.

Благодарим ви за разбирането! Имаме уверенията на ПИБ АД, че проблемът ще бъде отстранен скоро.

Е нема такива изроди като руснаците

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Another OGame log :)

On 05-07 01:34:42 the following fleets met in battle::
 

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) Weapons: 50% Shields: 50% Armour: 50% Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Recy. Total 2 4 4 9 15 1 Weapons 8 8 75 225 600 2 Shields 15 38 15 38 75 15 Armour 600 1.800 600 1.500 4.050 2.400

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Weapons: 60% Shields: 60% Armour: 70% Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Recy. Esp.Probe R.Launcher L.Laser H.Laser Gauss S.Dome L.Dome Total 12 3 16 10 7 1 4 45 15 5 3 1 1 Weapons 8 8 80 240 640 2 0 128 160 400 1.760 2 2 Shields 16 40 16 40 80 16 0 32 40 160 320 3.200 16.000 Armour 680 2.040 680 1.700 4.590 2.720 170 340 340 1.360 5.950 3.400 17.000

 

The attacking fleet fires 44 times with a total firepower of 15.057 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 985 damage
In total, the defending fleet fires 123 times with a total firepower of 23.723 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 1.657 damage

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Recy. Total 1 3 3 4 15 1 Weapons 8 8 75 225 600 2 Shields 15 38 15 38 75 15 Armour 600 1.800 600 1.500 4.050 2.400

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Recy. Esp.Probe R.Launcher L.Laser H.Laser Gauss S.Dome L.Dome Total 10 3 15 10 7 1 4 38 10 5 3 1 1 Weapons 8 8 80 240 640 2 0 128 160 400 1.760 2 2 Shields 16 40 16 40 80 16 0 32 40 160 320 3.200 16.000 Armour 680 2.040 680 1.700 4.590 2.720 170 340 340 1.360 5.950 3.400 17.000

 

The attacking fleet fires 47 times with a total firepower of 22.154 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 1.326 damage
In total, the defending fleet fires 110 times with a total firepower of 23.211 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 1.339 damage

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) Type L.Cargo H.Fighter Cruiser Total 2 2 11 Weapons 8 225 600 Shields 38 38 75 Armour 1.800 1.500 4.050

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Recy. Esp.Probe R.Launcher L.Laser H.Laser Gauss S.Dome L.Dome Total 7 3 10 9 7 1 2 26 8 4 3 1 1 Weapons 8 8 80 240 640 2 0 128 160 400 1.760 2 2 Shields 16 40 16 40 80 16 0 32 40 160 320 3.200 16.000 Armour 680 2.040 680 1.700 4.590 2.720 170 340 340 1.360 5.950 3.400 17.000

 

The attacking fleet fires 31 times with a total firepower of 16.289 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 1.295 damage
In total, the defending fleet fires 82 times with a total firepower of 19.011 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 977 damage

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) Type L.Cargo Cruiser Total 1 4 Weapons 8 600 Shields 38 75 Armour 1.800 4.050

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Recy. Esp.Probe R.Launcher L.Laser H.Laser Gauss S.Dome L.Dome Total 4 3 9 8 7 1 1 17 6 4 3 1 1 Weapons 8 8 80 240 640 2 0 128 160 400 1.760 2 2 Shields 16 40 16 40 80 16 0 32 40 160 320 3.200 16.000 Armour 680 2.040 680 1.700 4.590 2.720 170 340 340 1.360 5.950 3.400 17.000

 

The attacking fleet fires 9 times with a total firepower of 4.807 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 495 damage
In total, the defending fleet fires 65 times with a total firepower of 17.195 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 338 damage

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) destroyed

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Esp.Probe R.Launcher L.Laser H.Laser Gauss S.Dome L.Dome Total 4 3 8 8 7 1 14 6 4 3 1 1 Weapons 8 8 80 240 640 0 128 160 400 1.760 2 2 Shields 16 40 16 40 80 0 32 40 160 320 3.200 16.000 Armour 680 2.040 680 1.700 4.590 170 340 340 1.360 5.950 3.400 17.000

The defender has won the battle!
 

The attacker lost a total of 583.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 191.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 139.800 metal and 66.000 crystal.
The chance for a moon to be created is 2 %
22 Rocket Launcher, 7 Light Laser, 1 Heavy Laser could be repaired.
 

OGame log :)

On 05-05 22:52:01 the following fleets met in battle::
 

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) Weapons: 50% Shields: 50% Armour: 40% Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Total 10 5 12 11 12 Weapons 8 8 75 225 600 Shields 15 38 15 38 75 Armour 560 1.680 560 1.400 3.780

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Weapons: 60% Shields: 60% Armour: 60% Type L.Fighter Recy. Esp.Probe Sol. Sat R.Launcher L.Laser H.Laser Gauss S.Dome L.Dome Total 1 1 4 5 45 15 5 1 1 1 Weapons 80 2 0 2 128 160 400 1.760 2 2 Shields 16 16 0 2 32 40 160 320 3.200 16.000 Armour 640 2.560 160 320 320 320 1.280 5.600 3.200 16.000

 

The attacking fleet fires 71 times with a total firepower of 20.533 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 1.937 damage
In total, the defending fleet fires 79 times with a total firepower of 12.008 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 1.314 damage

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Total 7 5 9 10 12 Weapons 8 8 75 225 600 Shields 15 38 15 38 75 Armour 560 1.680 560 1.400 3.780

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Type Recy. Sol. Sat R.Launcher L.Laser H.Laser Gauss S.Dome L.Dome Total 1 4 31 4 5 1 1 1 Weapons 2 2 128 160 400 1.760 2 2 Shields 16 2 32 40 160 320 3.200 16.000 Armour 2.560 320 320 320 1.280 5.600 3.200 16.000

 

The attacking fleet fires 71 times with a total firepower of 26.634 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 3.193 damage
In total, the defending fleet fires 48 times with a total firepower of 8.375 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 1.092 damage

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Total 5 5 6 10 12 Weapons 8 8 75 225 600 Shields 15 38 15 38 75 Armour 560 1.680 560 1.400 3.780

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Type Sol. Sat R.Launcher L.Laser H.Laser Gauss S.Dome L.Dome Total 3 6 3 3 1 1 1 Weapons 2 128 160 400 1.760 2 2 Shields 2 32 40 160 320 3.200 16.000 Armour 320 320 320 1.280 5.600 3.200 16.000

 

The attacking fleet fires 46 times with a total firepower of 13.802 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 2.323 damage
In total, the defending fleet fires 18 times with a total firepower of 4.213 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 424 damage

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Total 4 4 4 9 12 Weapons 8 8 75 225 600 Shields 15 38 15 38 75 Armour 560 1.680 560 1.400 3.780

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Type R.Launcher L.Laser H.Laser Gauss S.Dome L.Dome Total 3 1 2 1 1 1 Weapons 128 160 400 1.760 2 2 Shields 32 40 160 320 3.200 16.000 Armour 320 320 1.280 5.600 3.200 16.000

 

The attacking fleet fires 42 times with a total firepower of 14.981 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 2.450 damage
In total, the defending fleet fires 9 times with a total firepower of 3.106 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 184 damage

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Total 2 4 4 9 12 Weapons 8 8 75 225 600 Shields 15 38 15 38 75 Armour 560 1.680 560 1.400 3.780

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Type H.Laser S.Dome L.Dome Total 2 1 1 Weapons 400 2 2 Shields 160 3.200 16.000 Armour 1.280 3.200 16.000

 

The attacking fleet fires 31 times with a total firepower of 9.567 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 5.586 damage
In total, the defending fleet fires 4 times with a total firepower of 802 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 78 damage

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Total 2 4 4 9 12 Weapons 8 8 75 225 600 Shields 15 38 15 38 75 Armour 560 1.680 560 1.400 3.780

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Type S.Dome L.Dome Total 1 1 Weapons 2 2 Shields 3.200 16.000 Armour 3.200 16.000

 

The attacking fleet fires 31 times with a total firepower of 9.567 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 6.791 damage
In total, the defending fleet fires 2 times with a total firepower of 2 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 2 damage

Attacker chipmonk ([2:101:13]) Type S.Cargo L.Cargo L.Fighter H.Fighter Cruiser Total 2 4 4 9 12 Weapons 8 8 75 225 600 Shields 15 38 15 38 75 Armour 560 1.680 560 1.400 3.780

Defender nmmm ([2:101:11]) Type L.Dome Total 1 Weapons 2 Shields 16.000 Armour 16.000

The battle ended in a draw, both fleets withdraw to their home planets.
 

The attacker lost a total of 96.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 249.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 21.300 metal and 17.700 crystal.
30 Rocket Launcher, 11 Light Laser, 2 Heavy Laser, 1 Gauss Cannon, 1 Small Shield Dome could be repaired.
 

Алла Пугачова - Миллион алых роз

Жил был художник один,
Домик имел и холсты,
Но он актрису любил,
Ту, что любила цветы.
Он тогда продал свой дом,
Продал картины и кров,
И на все деньги купил
Целое море цветов.

[Припев]

Миллион, миллион, миллион алых роз
Из окна, из окна, из окна видишь ты,
Кто влюблен, кто влюблен, кто влюблен и всерьез,
Свою жизнь для тебя превратит в цветы.

Утром ты встанешь у окна,
Может сошла ты с ума?
Как продолжение сна,
Площадь цветами полна.
Похолодеет душа,
Что за богач здесь чудит?
А под окном чуть дыша,
Бедный художник стоит.

[Припев]

Встреча была коротка,
В ночь ее поезд увез,
Но в её жизни была
Песня безумная роз.
Прожил художник один,
Много он бед перенес,
Но в его жизни была
Целая площадь цветов!

[Припев]

Поредната простотия от детството :)

Спал си Мечо зимен сън,
спал, но с гъзът навън.
И като дошла пролетта,
и минала една пчела.

Ах, какво ли е това,
каза любопитната пчела,
и жилна Мечо по гъза.

Писна Мечо, изрева:
Аз майката ще ти ***,
но нямам право на това,
на мой приятел си жена.